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Afterword 237

yard shown here, included the bathtub, sink, and toilet departments,
and that was just the bathroom section.
Did I mention my father-in-law did not get out of the car for a sin-
gle photo?
Toward the end of the photo session we decided to take a “straight”
shot for the last page of the wedding album, if taking a straight photo
is at all possible in a salvage yard.
Did I mention it was a steamy August 29 around high noon? Can
you imagine what a hot August 29 around high noon smells like in a
salvage yard?
We all lined up in a clearing at the center of the parking lot for the
formal wedding party photograph shown here.

180°+ 180°≠ 360°

To demonstrate that she was second to no one when it came to 180°
Thinking, and to further set the tone for what has become a fun, cre-
ative marriage (31 years and counting), Audrey trumped me with the
suggestion for the last, final photo for the wedding album.
The photograph on page 260, a 180° version of the straight shot,
became the exclamation mark at the end of our photo album. I have
chosen it as the punctuation for the end of this book.
The Beginning.